Satanic Sickies vol1 - Angel Above Devil Below 1974
Directed by Dominic Bolla,
Written by Jon Cutaia.
Starring Linda York {Randy Maldemar; as Brittany Laine), Robert Bedford {George}, Starlyn Simone {Turgid Maldemar}, Rene Bond {Prudence Euphoria R.N.; as Mindy Brandt}. John Keith {Lucius Watergag, as Trickey Nicky}, Robbie Roberson {Dennis Harp}, John Barnum {Peter Harp; as Jon Barnum), Chesley Noone {Dr. I.M. Moribund}, Nimrod Sappho {Dr. Max Wanker}, Maria Arnold {Debbie; as Maria Jamison}, Lamar Gilbert {Devil}.
Genre: Horror, Comedy, Erotica.
A most amusing take on The Exorcist. A young girl feigning sleep secretly reads a book on witchcraft while the sounds of her mother and the 'handyman' in joyful rapport filters in through the wall. While flipping through the pages, she comes upon the phrase "Satanus Venit Me Fornicare" [sic], and begins repeating it while summoning up the sexual energy for invocation, eventually employing the aid of a black candle, until she feels the tender tracing of Melek Taus' feather upon her skin, caressing hands, quick demonic glimpses, all within that dream mode of consciousness, until finally, after the third time of repetition {rather like Beetlejuice}, "He" appears; but when rebuffed, he decides to take His due, and thereby "possesses" her down under, vulgarly beckoning at every opportunity.
What follows is a series of hell-arious interactions beginning with the handyman, whom she contains in the 'vice', sending him down the stairs. When Randy's mom Turgid sits down for a mother-daughter talk, she realizes that something is not quite 'right', and summons the help of Doctor I.M. Moribund who enjoys an unexpected 'meal', but not before placing his handkerchief on - during the act, the voice admonishes him to "tickle my tonsils!" until he too is placed in the 'neck vice' this time, but is saved by Mrs. Maldomar entering the room - rattled, the doctor makes a hasty, if not tasty, retreat, recommending a psychiatrist.
Then a psychiatric nurse named "Prudence Euphoria" is called. During the evaluation, the doorbell rings, being local politician Lucius Watergag making house calls, a very carnival barker-like character. Mrs. Maldemar offers him a drink with a strategic peek-a-boo up-skirt seduction, and so they both receive their desire, and even a cigar together {interestingly, he wears an ankh underneath his shirt} - on his way to the sidewalk he repeats his party line to two ladies, "Remember, a vote for Lucious Watergag is a vote for the clean, American way of life. Down with evil sex and violence. God bless this country"...
When Randy throws a fit, inclusive of exposing herself to Watergag, insulting and struggling with Nurse Euphoria, Dr. Max Wanker in called in, who after learning of Randy's nymphomaniac behavior, requests to see the patient alone. His solution to her condition evaluated as a delusional hysteria is get her to try the Deluxe 'Peni-Vibe' treatment {a vibrator allegedly modeled after his own member}, which he professionally inserts to muffle the teasing voice. In disbelief, he is mocked by the pulsating vagina, and thus feels he must prove himself. But when he requests oral stimulation, she bites down and keeps him in her mouth, while the peni-vibe is launched like a rocket into the wall. Finally freed, the voice laughs wickedly as he makes his way out of the house.
Final prognosis: "You're daughter is very sick, Mrs. Maldemar. She tried to bite my pecker off! She has a severe castration complex, and she's evil... the little bitch!" When admonished to stay and help, Dr. Wanker replies "There's nothing I can do. Only god can help her now."
Perfect timing for two door-to-door bible peddlers with the likely names of Dennis & Peter Harp. Peter Harp is dressed like a priest, while Dennis like a fundamentalist preacher. After explaining her predicament, the priest somewhat aptly mentions "I've seen cases like this. I've had a lot of experience with young girls.", & "It seems she needs the guidance of an experienced man, like myself..." Though he offers as well, to get him out of the way, he sends brother Dennis to go get the "holy water" {which turns out to be a euphemism for liquor}. As she continues to explain that she has tried Doctors, psychiatrists, he answers "What do they know about the needs of young girls... they have no souls!" she continues, "The way you appeared on my doorstep, it was like a miracle." he answers,"God works in mysterious ways."
Entering the room, Nurse Euphoria has restrained Randy, and covered up her nether region with a thick bandage, as the voice grumbles away. He unties her and rips the bandage from her mound. Just then, George returns in bandages himself, and makes his way through the kitchen where Nurse Euphoria is preparing dinner. She offers to redo his bandages which have become loose, and becomes the subject to his own insatiable lust, tied to the table and clipped of her uniform. He enjoys her like nice ample meal, along with a cold beer.
Meanwhile in the living room, Dennis has returned with "holy water", where Mrs. Maldemar attempts to seduce him, but is distracted and enamored by a photo of Randy. Father Peter screams out for help, leaving Turgid still 'searching' for available drinks. He finds Fr. Harp being ridden by Randy, ripping off his collar, while laughing hysterically. Upon seeing Dennis, hair aglow like a halo, saying in pure infatuation "Hi Randy, my name's Dennis. Dennis Harp. You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen." She momentarily comes to her senses, then proceeds to tear his clothes off. Trying to control her, he plants her down on the bed, while an imbibing Fr. Harp encourages Dennis to "Give it to her, son!", and "Sodom and Gomorrah!" as the two proceed to passionately indulge.
Although given the dichotomy, this essentially turns into a veritable "sexorcism" as he struggles to pound the Devil out of her, as it were {which is actually very ironic}, while the ferocity finally calms into gentle, graceful love-making as 'The Devil' departs. Of course, there is a place for both.
With George returned to Turgid in their bed, and Dennis and Randy in theirs, thus freed, The Devil decides to enter into Nurse Euphoria, and the fun begins again.
It should be said that everything considered, the plot was rather imaginative overall, the character acting was a bit above average for this genre, a raucous blue comedy instigator, the performers attractive, and the environment is actually in an elegant setting. A good mix of horror, erotica, and comedy.The Devil herein seemingly representing frustration released, making for an enjoyable and entertaining parody of The Exorcist.
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