Funny and Bizarre Spam

Like all forums, we get various spam posts trying to lure people into clicking on their links. Most of the time, they are pretty incoherent, just a bunch of random words mixed together. They are basically a big warning sign NOT TO CLICK a link, so what's the point? I'd try to figure out why they do it but I'm afraid of breaking my brain in the attempt.

So I thought it might be somewhat entertaining to post some of them. This one had to do with some sort of erection medication. I think. And it's a little more lucid than most of them.

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