New Pattycake Premium

[Priest]

Hello all.
Pattycake has a new premium video and looks promising...
Is that a fake dick she's sucking and riding on?
It claims to be uncensored but I wouldn't be surprised if she had pasties covering her "uncensored" tits again!
If someone has seen it, I'd apreciate a review!

Thanks!

 

[Broskis]

oof baboof id be interested in it as well

 

[ih8ewe]

Just from looking at the preview video, it is a definitely a fake dick and if you pause it at the right frame you can see she has on some red pasties.

 

[Priest]

That's what I thought. Thanks.

 

[fasicad]

Just from looking at the preview video, it is a definitely a fake dick and if you pause it at the right frame you can see she has on some red pasties.

Yep, sparkly glitter pasties and a fake dick. It's better than most and worth the money as far as I'm concerned but I have no problem admitting I have that I am basically addicted at this point. It's frustrating because I know exactly what I'm getting each time and usually end up disappointed, especially knowing that eventually I'll be able to find it for free. But for some reason I can control myself.

Any way, it's definitely hot with some good insertion shots but the dildo really takes me out of the game.

 

[OnionPants]

Yep, sparkly glitter pasties and a fake dick. It's better than most and worth the money as far as I'm concerned but I have no problem admitting I have that I am basically addicted at this point. It's frustrating because I know exactly what I'm getting each time and usually end up disappointed, especially knowing that eventually I'll be able to find it for free. But for some reason I can control myself.

Any way, it's definitely hot with some good insertion shots but the dildo really takes me out of the game.

Id give it a B on the SPC Scale

 

[Kruste55]

It's always the same.... I wonder that someone asked the question.... The updates at the last time are still lame. One shoot that makes 6 updates. Really new things every 3 month... She's getting more and more boring....

 

[OnionPants]

Its like when a TV show will indicate they are airing a new episode and its just an old show with a new title so it's listed as new.

 

[rchangel]

Yeah, she's pretty much at the end of her run and is totally phoning it in. Another year and her videos will just be her eating a bagel while farting into a tube sock. Not that the current fare is much better.

 

[OnionPants]

Another year and her videos will just be her eating a bagel while farting into a tube sock.

I'd pay for that!

 

[dataentryjerk]

I know it's her choice to run her business as she sees fit, and she's obviously got enough people willing to pay for the tease, but it's so frustrating that she's leaving a good chunk of change on the table by not at least going properly topless. She's still in terrific shape, in fact I think she looks even better now than when I was a member. I've almost signed up again a couple of times this past year but always stopped myself because I know it's not going to be what I want.

 

[demonsfire813]

I'll agree with one of the previous posters. I'm just addicted to her and not ashamed of it. That being said, I'm usually patient enough to find it for free and not pay for it lol. Still excited for this new vid.

 

[gss213]

I know it's her choice to run her business as she sees fit, and she's obviously got enough people willing to pay for the tease, but it's so frustrating that she's leaving a good chunk of change on the table by not at least going properly topless. She's still in terrific shape, in fact I think she looks even better now than when I was a member. I've almost signed up again a couple of times this past year but always stopped myself because I know it's not going to be what I want.

It is absolutely her choice to run her business as she sees fit, but it is reasonable to conclude, based on the censorship of the preview, that the product she is selling is something much different than what has actually been released. And it is reasonable to conclude that she is being dishonest or deceptive in how she is selling that product.

 

[NOS911]

There is nothing dishonest or deceptive in her marketing, no where does it state it will be anything different to what she has previously done, uncensored doesn't mean full nudity either. If you genuinely think she is being dishonest or deceptive then report her to the relevant advertising authorities.

 

[Priest]

So glad I didn't pay for it.

 

[dataentryjerk]

no where does it state it will be anything different to what she has previously done

It's easy to say that here where we all know her brand of content, but those stumbling upon her from another forum or site might not be so informed.

uncensored doesn't mean full nudity either.

True, but the placement of the hats over her breasts is clearly there to imply you'll get to see her topless. Whether that's considered deceptive or savvy marketing is, I suppose, a matter of opinion. I certainly know how I'd feel if I were a first time buyer.

I will say this though. Anyone who watches that preview and thinks she's sucking an actual cock should get a ride to their optometrist ASAP. She really needs to take a cue from ladies like Bettie Bondage and invest in at least one realistic looking dildo if she's going to keep that ruse going.

 

[gss213]

It's easy to say that here where we all know her brand of content, but those stumbling upon her from another forum or site might not be so informed.

True, but the placement of the hats over her breasts is clearly there to imply you'll get to see her topless. Whether that's considered deceptive or savvy marketing is, I suppose, a matter of opinion. I certainly know how I'd feel if I were a first time buyer.

My point, exactly. Thank you.

 

[bgiconz]

Not gonna lie - I buy her stuff. Its been a new level of boring and plain bad for years.

The Snapchat stuff was kind of like a breath of fresh air. But, I’m disappointed.

 

[CarterBosun]

I have resisted taking the plunge and buying Pattycake content. I’ve always hoped for something worth buying. She came close in her summer vacation video, but I need more. I’d truly jump in if it was worth it. I appreciate all of the stuff that has been shared and the reviews you guys have given on her latest content.

 

[biggity]

Not gonna lie - I buy her stuff. Its been a new level of boring and plain bad for years.

The Snapchat stuff was kind of like a breath of fresh air. But, I’m disappointed.

shame on you. why the hell are people still doing this?

time for people to learn, and it's not that hard. just don't buy it if she keeps doing the same nonsense, and now on top of it looks like misleading people for money. you're basically being scammed.. so stop paying for her stuff til she puts out better, truthful content.

and let's face it.. even if it wasn't misleading or deceptive, it's still the same stuff she's been doing for over a decade. why pay for that? especially when you can most of find her stuff for free on the internet. id be willing to pay for her content if she actually went full nude and did something truly lewd or pornographic.. but that's never going to happen if people keep getting trolled by this "im a tease" garbage